Museum of unintended consequences/Job security
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This appeard on the FRIAM mailing list. It was taken from a comment on a Los Alamos National Laboratory (LANL) blog.
- I learned a valuable lesson taking the newly required online sexual harassment course. Find some way to make a claim of harassment at LANL based on sex, race, age, religion, etc. Then, if LANL ever tries to fire you for any reason, you'll have a strong case that it's retaliation for making your previous harassment charge. Presto, instant job protection for the rest of your life!

